And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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