it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
My bed smells like the plague
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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