What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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