just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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