awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
So. Much. Porn.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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