So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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