maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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