how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
This is classic penis vs brain.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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