how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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