so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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