That's intense
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
