Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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