But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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