If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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