I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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