Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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