Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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