He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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