my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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