not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I lost the right to judge tonight
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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