That's intense
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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