I showed him my bush... on skype.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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