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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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