He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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