Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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