she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
