Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
My vagina is very pro this idea
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