How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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