My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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