the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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