Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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