The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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