Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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