shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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