Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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