Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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