I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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