What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
All the doctor said was why
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Randomize
