that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Randomize
