This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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