You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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