at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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