i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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