Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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