...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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