how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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