I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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