NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
These tits shall not be calmed
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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