found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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