whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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