idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
