Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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