The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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